what; “It’s a Boy!” Isis
had her ultrasound and according to the display, our spawn has
either a penis or some kind of HUGE growth (...yes, let the MiniMeat
jokes begin…) They even videotape the ultrasound so you
can annoy all your friends and family with video image quality
that’s rivalled only by The Blair Witch Project (…at least there’s
a better plot…) Adding to the “things that make you go Hmm?”
category, although they tape it to VHS right in front of you,
there’s a one week wait till you can pick-up your tape?!
Doesn’t VHS kinda’ develop on the spot? Now we have to find
a place to put the little critter, so I’ve been planning on opening
a wall in the Abattoir and taking claim to a hidden room on the
third floor above the Lab; no sooner had this been mentioned to
my new Father-in-law, I come home to a huge hole pounded through
the wall and into the cold, darkness of said area… We seem
to be doing one hell of a lot of renovating around the Abattoir
the last while. We’ll have some photos later this week.
news, we’re happy to say the Leaf’s Quickie Schedule is finally
back online now, check it out for up-to-date info on all Toronto
Maple Leaf games including game time, away/home information and
scores of past games.
other news, for our Abattoir
Members out there… Want easy and instant access to your
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Day (CAN) 10:30am Tue
Nov 11, 2003
Day is here, it’s the eleventh month, eleventh day and it’s even
going to be eleven degrees today in southern Ontario; we hope
everyone takes a moment at 11am to reflect in silence over the
incredible, ultimate sacrifice that so many made on our behalf…
to all who joined us on November 1st for BTM41, our congratulations
go out to all the winners who battled fiercely in what was deemed
to be our most aggressive tournament so far… A big hats
off to Infinity
who designed the tournament we all enjoyed, well done! Our
attention now turns to BTM42 and its planning; the date has yet
to be determined as a six week period would land BTM42 on December
13th and with Christmas (…yes “Christmas”, not the “Holiday”,
it’s called Christmas…) right around the corner, we think it’ll
be a little too hectic attempting to occupy that weekend with
BTM activity, so we’re probably going to push BTM42 into the new
year, we’ll keep you posted, of course.
Members of Abattoir.Net out there, we’re growing yet again!
Last night was spent building two brand new servers to add to
our growing collection of hydro eating computational devices;
as such, this is forewarning that we have a planned outage of
the Abattoir Mail Server this evening starting at 7pm tonight.
Please be sure that you have your mail client running and have
grabbed any and all email you may have before this outage as it’ll
save us many an hour of work not having to port over email to
the new server. Keep an eye our for the new Abattoir Web
is “Ultrasound” day… We’re going to find out what sexual
equipment “MiniMeat” has as Isis
gets her growing belly scanned… Wish us luck they don’t
find a second head.
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