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                   04:30pm Wed Jun02, 2004   |  
              
                
                  
                                   Let's take a second 
                                    here and talk about customer service, corporate 
                                    image and what impact they have on a company's 
                                    overall health.  If you recall some time 
                                    back I gave the folks at iRobot a raving review of their Roomba robotic vacuum system after I picked 
                                    a few of them up and put them through their 
                                    paces around the Abattoir -- since then, we've 
                                    almost never used our upright and I stated 
                                    my glee over the product; the rapid charger 
                                    was an extra $90 and unfortunately blew itself 
                                    out about 60 days after purchase.  The 
                                    charger was returned to the vendor I purchased 
                                    it from (...not iRobot directly...) who had 
                                    it for about 4 months before telling me that 
                                    the unit, according to iRobot, was out of 
                                    warranty (30 days) -- I did not accept this 
                                    answer; a letter was fired off, but also carbon 
                                    copied to the folks at iRobot so they had 
                                    a chance to respond directly too: 
                  
                    
                    
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                         From: MeatMan  Sent: Wed 
                        5/26/2004 02:17 PM  To: (replied to vendor, plus 
                        CC'ed several addresses at iRobot) Subject: 
                        Replacement Rapid Charger  |  
                    
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                         Greetings, 
                        Dave...
  Thank-you for the return call from my 
                        email the other day... as per our conversation this 
                        morning, will you please forward me a direct contact 
                        name and number I can call at iRobot, perhaps an email 
                        address too; they WILL be replacing that Rapid Charger 
                        at no cost to me, there is no way I'll accept a 
                        $90.00+tax appliance blowing itself out in approx. 2 
                        months and not being covered by the manufacturer, that 
                        in no uncertain terms is not acceptable - We've 
                        purchased three of these Roomba Vacs and a scad of extra 
                        batteries, chargers and all the fun stuff -- I've even 
                        given iRobot a direct, personal endorsement on 
                        Abattoir.Net !! How is this going to look when I tell 
                        the people I boasted to?! Not too well, I'd say. Also, 
                        what's with the three or four months time that this has 
                        taken? Was this delay on your end or theirs? <--- 
                        (you'll want to be honest on this one) :) As I see it, 
                        iRobot owes me at least a whole Roomba for the 
                        advertising I've already given them -- of course, I have 
                        ways of taking that back I 
                        suppose.
  Miffed!
  Craig 
                        Milton Abattoir.Net  |   
                                  Response was professional...  iRobot 
                                    did the proper thing, and they did it fast 
                                    -- within no time an email was received from 
                                    iRobot's Customer Support Manager, Joshua 
                                    Preneta apologizing for any customer service 
                                    issues I've had and asking for my address 
                                    so he could send a rapid charger ASAP; how 
                                    does this make iRobot look?  Pretty damned 
                                    good, I'd say...  Companies that take 
                                    care of their customers foster consumer confidence 
                                    and repeat business, not to mention the single 
                                    most important benefit, the accolades and 
                                    respect from very satisfied consumers, like 
                                    myself in this case -- stories like this get 
                                    around, as well they should.  Thanks 
                                    iRobot, let us all know when you start selling 
                                    bottled water too. 
                                     
                                    We still have nothing nice to say about Cedar 
                                    SPAM Springs Bottled Water, who continue to 
                                    ignore us, another email and another fax sent, 
                                    still no response at all; some companies just 
                                    don't get it I suppose, I bet even a fleet 
                                    of Roombas won't clean-up their act.  
                                    Regardless, the tee-shirts are ready and we 
                                    think they look great, we have Cedar SPAM 
                                    Springs "h2-no!" tee-shirts in white, black 
                                    or grey -- show your distaste for Cedar SPAM 
                                    Springs Bottled Water and get your tee-shirt 
                                    today! (...Abattoir.Net tee-shirts are guaranteed 
                                    100% SPAM free...)  We'll soon be putting 
                                    up a 6'x4' rear projection billboard at the 
                                    Abattoir with a nice detailed power point 
                                    presentation telling everyone at the Abattoir's 
                                    busy intersection what 
                                    Cedar SPAM Springs have done.  I 
                                    want my .10˘ 
                                     
                                     Now for some actual 
                                    game news!  BTM44 'Carpet Bomb' Edition 
                                    is almost sold out, this may be your last 
                                    chance to get a port in LAN Central, so don't 
                                    delay and sign-up today!  Infinity's 
                                    been hard at work on a little project which 
                                    finished-up just the other night (...more 
                                    like 2am actually..) -- We are very proud 
                                    to introduce the official "Abattoir.Net BTM 
                                    MapPack" for Unreal Tournament 2004!  
                                    This CD ROM is packed to the gills with hand 
                                    picked and tested maps of all varieties, it's 
                                    complete with an installer, has a removal 
                                    system and will swallow just under 2 gigabytes 
                                    of your hard drive space after installed; 
                                    if you're looking for the definitive collection 
                                    of Abattoir approved maps, this CD ROM is 
                                    a must have (...it even includes the latest 
                                    patch and MODs...)  You'll find the entire 
                                    CD ROM ISO for download off the SuperFTP in 
                                    the Unreal Tournament 2004 directory (...check 
                                    the maps folder...).  Look for more Abattoir.Net 
                                    BTM MapPacks coming soon! 
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