07:30pm
Mar13, 2003 |
Seems
this whole Wedding Thing is becoming a little more
trouble day by day. If you're one of the rare
and few out there who've not yet seen the movie
"My
Big, Fat, Greek Wedding" I encourage you to
get a copy now. Yes... It is that funny,
at least, to Isis
and myself it's friggin' hilarious. When you
watch it, think of us, because that movie is exactly
our lives right here and right now. I both
enjoy and respect each sides 'preferences', 'traditions'
and 'tastes', it's this great union of cultures
that make Canadian's so 'nice'... You Americans
think Bush is having a hard time making many people
see the light, try being MeatMan
for a day! One side wants Cornish Hens, the
other wants rice and goulash brought in with a PumpCrete
Truck because they don't feel there'll be 'enough
to eat'. One would enjoy a Minstrel pacing
about playing tunes on his many string instruments
while drinks are sipped, the other wants to slaughter
an animal I think... The nice thing is, both
sound great! Problem is, I think I've discovered
an Earthly source of Matter/AntiMatter. I
don't know all the details, and I sure as hell don't
have all the answers but I'm giving both sides till
March 17th to prove they're willing to disarm, or
I'm taking action, with or without the approval
of friends, we're eloping. (...terms of threat subject
to change...)
Everyone
remember the Search
for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) Screen
Saver many of us were/are/had run? Well it
turns out the project has reached a milestone and
now has 150 signals to start 'investigating'.
Here's a little snippet from the Post: "A hunt by
scientists and owners of home computers worldwide
to find extraterrestrial life has been narrowed
to 150 signals from space. The signals have
been identified as the source of possible transmissions
from intelligent civilizations and are the result
of five billion signals being analyzed by four million
computers. "This is the culmination of more
than three years of computing, the largest computation
ever done," David Anderson, a UC Berkeley computer
scientist professor, said. "It's a milestone for
the SETI@home project." SETI@home was started
in 1999 with the idea of harnessing the processing
power of people's home computers while the machines
were idle. "The remarkable thing about SETI
is the membership is worldwide, roughly half comes
from the Unites States and there is a lot from Germany,
Japan and a lot from Canada," Mr. Anderson said
in an interview yesterday.
Well
I for one think that's rather cool... There's
an Abattoir.Net group that was started on the SETI@home
Server, we had over 20 machines crunching numbers
for years (...I think there's still a few here that
are running it now...) Just to be curious,
I checked, the Abattoir Group has over 7,000hrs
of computation time logged on the only machine left
in the listing, not too shabby!
Anyone
out there in need of a fine dishwasher? My
Frigidaire Gallery Series 'Ultra Quiet II' decided
that after four years (...and four months past the
motor warranty...) that it was tired of being Ultra
Quiet. It must have caught wind of what the
computer upstairs did with the SCSI Cable and thought,
if the computer could get away with it, I'll start
squealing too... Apparently it's time to sacrifice
more appliances in front of others, they're starting
to get cocky again (...if you recall, a certain
hi-fi VCR thought it would be 'cute' to try and
eat one of MeatMan's favourite tapes a while back,
but soon found itself being beat into hundreds of
little bits right in the middle of the Abattoir
Lab so ALL the equipment could witness...)
Out came the infidel appliance and in went a new
Whirlpool 'Ultra Mega Way More Quiet III' (...gimmie'
a break...) So other than needing a new pump
motor, this other one's good to go. If there's
no takers, we'll wire it up in LAN Central and use
it to clean the palm-plaque off SoDa's
mouse and keyboard, or perhaps we can cut a hole
in the top and mount a toilet seat in it...
That would be a bidet even Tim Taylor would be proud
of.
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06:00pm
Mar10, 2003 |
Ever
hear an odd sound from your computer? The main
machine at the Abattoir started making fan noise late
one night, rather than address the issue that instant,
I staggered to bed for a peaceful nights sleep...
I awoke the next morning to a machine whose fan squeal
had changed to a whine. Hmm, I'm also getting
read errors on SCSI-1... Months and months back,
my machine's power supply fan took a dive, not having
the same oversized cooling fan in the Abattoir's extensive
'Parts Department' (…which now has another power supply,
Team-Speciel…), I decided to Red
Green it... I took a case fan and duct taped
it to the underside of the power supply. After
opening my case that morning, horrors of horrors,
duct tape had failed me! The tape dropped the
fan which took a dive into my $170 SCSI Controller
Cable and proceeded to attack it like a circular saw.
End result, one cut cable, or "SCSI Terminated" as
I prefer to say. DieJestor
jumped in the car and proceeded to drive all over
hell's half acre to find a shop that carried SCSI
cables... Thanks to Mike (LoSt)
Rowe at Summit Direct, DieJestor's
fourth stop for helping us out, and of course, a big
thanks to DieJestor
for the hunt! As for the rest of you 'computer
shops' out there... Ever hear of SCSI?
True
to our words below, the Abattoir's SuperFTP Server
has been switched over! If you can't get on,
you didn't read the last Update. (see below)
Also a word of note, the "Quickie
Leaf's Schedule" has been redone, it now features
links directly to each and every teams official home
page, as well, expired games will now be showing win/loss/score
info in place of game time. If you ever want
a quick check to see when/where/who the Leafs will
be dealing with next, give it a shot! There's
a link on the Main Page as well as the top of the
LAN Minutes.
Guess
there's a lot of people who like to peer into the
Abattoir, after putting the MeatCAM
on the new Streaming system, it would appear we're
getting around 400 hits a DAY on it... Spooky.
(...AKIRA
went to check the camera the other day and almost
got a surprise since I was the only one on and Isisdecided
to show me something, good thing the camera goes 'BoiNg!'
when someone logs in, you almost caught an eye-full,
AKIRA!..)
The
BTM is once again sold-out, but don't let that stop
you if you want to join us as a Spectator, there's
always room! We're planning on having a good
old Quake3 Tournament this LAN Party just to help
break-up the Battlefield 1942 action, so be ready
for it!
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MeatMan
Says:
"If you're new to Abattoir.Net and want to get to know what
we're all about, sit back with a cup of joe or a brew and cruise
through the ramblings of the past"
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